Murdering English : In Leave Letters to Government Offices

Murdering English: In Leave Letters to Government Offices

From Administrative Deptt.

Bengaluru in 1996: As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

Maharashtra in 2005:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,

please sanction me one-week leave."

Jharkhand in 2000

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..

Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :

As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..

From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:

An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005

I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.

A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave

Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

Another funny Letter found :

"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.

Inputs Courtesy: Compiler Unknown

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