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Medical Puns: For Years I Was Against Organ Transplants. Then I Had A Change Of Heart

Medical puns 1. I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out. 2. Two blood vessels fell in love but alas, it was all in vein. 3. An organ's favourite boat is a blood vessel. 4. Why do your heart, liver and lungs all fit in your body? Because they are well-organized 5. For years I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart. 6. The angry brain lost its nerve! 7. Statistically, nine out of ten injections are in veins. 8. What did the vein say to the pessimistic blood clot? Be positive. 9. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble! 10. You can hear the blood in your veins if you listen varicosely. 11. We be-lung together! 12. When neurons commit a crime, they are put in a nerve cell. 13. A kidney's favourite instrument is the organ. 14. If you steal someone’s heart, do you get cardiac arrested? 15. The brain is an amazing organ. It really makes you think 16. It takes some guts to be an organ donor. 17. Th