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Prize-Winning Joke Of The Year

Prize-winning joke of the year-

A man asked

Actor Vijayakanth,

"why Narendra Modi goes walking in the evening, not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' '

Superb

Doctor: Which soap do you use?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.

Doctor: Paste?

Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste

Doctor: Shampoo?

Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.

Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?

Patient: No.

K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate!


My husband’s chequebook

A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied – “My husband’s chequebook!!”


Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor

A prospective husband in a bookstore “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?

Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.


I forgot her name and,

Someone asked an old man :

“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife

"Darling, Honey, Love".

What’s the secret?

Old man: I forgot her name and, I am scared to ask her.


Hell to hell is Free

A man in Hell asked the Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?

After making the call, he asked how much to pay.

Devil: Nothing.

Hell to hell is Free.


I will leave you one fine day

Husband to wife,

"Today is a fine day"

The next day he says: Today is a fine day. Again next day,

he says the same thing.

Today is a fine day. Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”

I was just trying to remind


We're spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha

Argument between British and Indian.

British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs

"hahaha"

India:- "hahaha"

we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"


Full form of MATHS

Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..

Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student


What is Microsoft Excel?

Sardar in computr exam.

Exmnr- what is Microsoft Excel?

Sardar - I think it is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer...


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